About the song
Jerry Reed, a beloved figure in the world of country music, is celebrated for his distinctive voice, charismatic style, and clever songwriting. One of his most iconic tracks, “She Got the Goldmine (I Got the Shaft)”, showcases Reed’s exceptional ability to blend humor with musicality, creating a piece that remains a favorite among country music enthusiasts.
“She Got the Goldmine (I Got the Shaft)” is a humorous and relatable song that deals with the aftermath of a divorce. The lyrics tell the story of a man who finds himself on the losing end of a divorce settlement, humorously lamenting how his ex-wife ended up with the assets while he’s left with nothing. With its catchy chorus and Reed’s trademark Southern drawl, the song captures the comedic side of what can often be a challenging personal experience.
Upon its release, “She Got the Goldmine (I Got the Shaft)” achieved significant commercial success, reaching number 1 on the Billboard Hot Country Songs chart. This accomplishment underscored Reed’s knack for creating music that resonates with listeners through its wit and relatability. The song’s success further solidified Reed’s reputation as a master of storytelling within the country genre.
Throughout his career, Jerry Reed received numerous accolades, including Grammy nominations and various industry awards. “She Got the Goldmine (I Got the Shaft)” remains one of his most celebrated tracks, appreciated for its clever lyrics and infectious rhythm. The song’s enduring popularity is a testament to Reed’s ability to infuse humor into his music while addressing universal themes with a distinctive flair.
For those who enjoy classic country with a humorous twist, “She Got the Goldmine (I Got the Shaft)” stands out as a prime example of Jerry Reed’s artistry. The song’s engaging narrative and upbeat melody continue to entertain listeners, reflecting Reed’s exceptional skill in creating music that both amuses and endures.
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Lyrics
Well, I guess it was back in sixty-three
When eatin’ my cookin’ got the better of me
So I asked this little girl I was goin’ with
To be my wife
Well, she said she would
So I said, “I do”
But I’d-a said “I wouldn’t” if I’d-a just knew
How sayin’ “I do” was gonna screw up all my o’ my life
Well, the first few years weren’t all that bad
I’ll never forget the good times we had
‘Cause I’m reminded every month
When I send her the child support
Well, it wasn’t too long till the lust was gone
And I’ll admit I wasn’t too surprised
The day I come home and found my suitcase
Sittin’ out on the porch
Well, I tried to get in, she’d changed the lock
Then I found this note stuck on the mailbox
It said, “Goodbye, turkey
My Attorney will be in touch”
So I decided right then and there
I was gonna do what’s right,
Give her her fair share, but, brother,
I didn’t assay it was gonna be that much
She got the goldmine (She got the goldmine)
I got the shaft (I got the shaft)
They split it right down the middle
And then they gave her the better half
Well it all sounds sort o’ funny
But it hurts too much to laugh
She got the goldmine
And I got the shaft
Now listen, you ain’t heard nothin’ yet
Why, they gave her the colour television set
Then they gave her the house
The kids and both o’ the cars
See, well then they start talkin’ ’bout child support
Alimony and the cost o’ the Court
It didn’t take me long to figure out
How fond of attorneys I was
I’m tellin’ ya they have made a mistake
‘Cause it adds up to more than this cowboy makes
Besides, everything I ever had worth takin’
They’ve already took
While she’s livin’ like a queen on alimony
I’m workin’ two shifts,
Eatin’ baloney, askin’ myself
“Why didn’t you just learn to cook?”
They give her the goldmine (She got the goldmine)
They give me the shaft (I got the shaft)
They said they’re splittin it all down the middle,
But she got the better half
But it all sounds mighty funny
But it hurts too much to laugh
She got the goldmine
I got the shaft
Well, she got the goldmine (She got the goldmine)
I got the shaft (I got the shaft)
They split it all down the middle
And then they give her the better half
Well I guess it all sounds funny (Ha-ha-ha-ha)
Just hurts too much to laugh
She got the goldmine
I got the shaft
Huh-hah, they ain’t kiddin’
I got the shaft
But I don’t have to worry
About totin’ a billfold no more
Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha,
I let my wife tote it
I’m gonna be carryin’ food stamps
You get it, Judge?
Ha-ha, that’s not funny, huh?
Contempt of Court?
What d’ya mean?
Listen, Judge
I was just kiddin’
I mean